Drill

Drills are practices in purpose to learn what to do during an emergency. Fire, earthquake and floods are the most common one we see for time to time. But there are so much new apocalypse recently (thanks to humans we called geniuses) why don't we have a drill for those new disasters.

Depression drills. People nowadays are living in stress and easily to catch the emo-flu. The schools or offices should consider a set of depression drills like a demonstration on how to stab yourself with a knife safety if you ever regret and or a jumping off building drills to show their patient on how should one jump off a building to ensure you dont end up coma or crippled in the end.

Zombies drills. Who knows when will this come but practices it beforehand is always better. Self defense techniques like wrapping yourself with magazines will prevent one from getting infected from bites and scratches. Always go for the brain to ensure the zombie's activity are null and to prevent new hordes from generating infinitely.

Drills are so important to ensure your safety and should be practice from time to time no matter where or what are you doing.

Nike-Just do it

"Just do it" what does it mean to you? Simple sentence? Part of phychological encouragement? If you buy NIKE shoes, do you just "buy" it?
What is so unique of this slogan?

It the encourage to do something you can do it, should do it, and want to do it, what are you waiting for? Many things in life that we excuse or misplace blame for are
not created by what we do but by what we fail to do. Maybe we just procrastinate and just don’t get around to action. Or maybe it’s just a thought, something that we
think would be nice to do, but we just aren't serious about it.
Example:For the person giving the advice, it seems like a simple-enough summary of what they would do if they were you.  But you're not them, and a summary isn't sufficient to
teach you how to do what they do, any more than saying "just pedal and keep your balance" will teach you how to ride a bike!

And thus, these bits of standard advice are pretty much useless, because the only people who can understand the words are the ones who already know what they mean.
And those people aren't the ones who really need to be told.  Meanwhile, for the rest of us, it's like trying to learn to ride a bike with someone standing next to you yelling,
"Just pedal and keep your balance!"

Unfortunately, the self-help literature is full of this sort of well-meaning but essentially useless advice.  As a result, studies tend to show that one kind of self-help works
pretty much as well as another.

Nothing unique about this slogan interpretation. Just do whatever u can...Come on, this is life, n this is what is mean to live.
JUST DO IT.



But, i'm not belong in that category. This is more like me: JUST DO IT.....TMR.

YOU MAD, BRO!!!!!


YES, BIEBER DO IT!!! NIKE RECOMMEND U TO DO IT.

Breaking News

Flappy Bird is a devil's game n apocalypse, suffered an untimely death caused the destruction of millions of mobile devices. So why bring back Flappy Bird???

To bring the power back to the ppl. they choose wat they want to spend every momemt trying to get through those tubes of horror with this mangled and deformed bird (much like a hamburger bird).
This highly addictive and frustrating mobile app had created a lot of angry users. Though it was simple and easy to play, critics, gamer and bloggers began tearing Flappy Bird apart as it grew in popularity. Users were accusing Nguyen of using bots to ensure higher ratings and even calling “Flappy Bird” plagiarism and “ripped-off art. Flappy Bird is entirely artless, and completely uninterested in giving us an experience outside of mechanical mastery. Flappy Bird isn't a good video game. It's arguably not even a fun one.
Flappy Bird...u r not awesome!!!!! U piss me a lot...Piss on u, enjoy flapping ur "bird".

But wat i imagine this game? A "bird"(male sex weapon) flapping to get through/insert into the vagina. Wat achieve is mastery the accuracy of the their "bird" to fuck in one blow in total number that can be insert. That wat it's goal is!!!! This game is terrifying!!! totally misinterpret n make me think such a things. (Sry, no pic available)

*Attention to all males, I tell where to find  flappy bird. The bird is locate where u hide ur extension plug. Is free to play, but dun break it la...XP!!!

THE END...

Play Amnesia a machine for pigs

Amnesia A Machine For Pigs: What a scary creepy horror game!!! Finding the lost memories n clue about his past to stop the dark secret that found the place. This game all it had is the player n monsters. Lol!!! That it!!!

What the game play does??? Hide away from the monster n finding clue...What a child play, but it does look scary when playing this game. Everyone get very nervous n creep out when the audio is open loud, n the display become blur n reddish. Which the monster coming out of nowhere is also included...

What is the monster looks like???? Hmmmmnnn.... let's see!!! PIGS EVERYWHERE!!!!! A standing pig feature which is looks more that a pig than human holding a meat knifes like butcher. WOW...pig evolution what these it look like for the next evolution... Same as the evolution of prime mates??? Hahaha...

Where did those human pigs come from???
It came from female pig's womb after having SEX with a male person. W8!!! I correct my sentence. Or should I say that someone who his mind is pervert enough to think n bored with MASTURBATION did find themselves a pigs to enjoy SEX with it. This is hw it concluded, hw does those human pigs even born n appear in this world. (This is a power of genetic make-up. This power of SCIENCE!!!!!)
WTF...... Who the hell was thinking of having SEX with the pigs!!!! 

*Damn, everything has gone so wrong.... To everyone who saw this post, PLS , DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE PIGS after reading this...*

This game is awesome. Dun judge this game without even playing it....!!!

Chinese new year celebration

CNY: The Chinese festival marking the start of the new year, beginning on the second new moon after the winter solstice and ending on the full moon fifteen days later. It is marked by visits to family and friends, special meals, fireworks, and gift giving. CNY is a reunion of a whole family where children get angpau from the elder relatives, n enjoy the yu sang to celebrate. 

In the year of horse 2014, wat I thought of CNY? Izit fun enjoying the CNY celebration? n wat the point celebrating it??? Well, I never thought much of that!!! 1st thing that enter my mind which is ANGPAU, also known as red packet of prosperity. Giving an angpau in CNY is very meaningful , where youngster receive from the elder ppl who got married. All I knw is that the angpau money$$$ is getting lesser n lesser, but I wouldn't care of hw much it given until the end of CNY.

Wat I thought of going holiday 4 travel during CNY?????

Going holiday 4 travel in the CNY is a bad idea (Pls, do not choose the wrong choice!!!!)... I was force to abandon my homework n assignment at home. Most of the Malaysian's Chinese restaurant  r closed/ reserved... It hard to found foods during CNY. This is wat I experience lately!!!!  At the end, hav to eat cup noodles everyday during holidays.... IT WAS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! RMB THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!

Wat I think of family reunion?

For me family reunion is a good thing that family gather together, but on the other perspective family reunion is looks like gang. Almost of my father and mother side family smoke a lot like gangster and they talk cock. Smoke everywhere, Chat everywhere, Like A Boss. 

Anyway, CNY is fun. I can explore houses of friends n relatives Eat, Getting ANGPAU, n Have fun with them, which giv me a meaningful CNY ever...!!!!!

I hereby, wishing all Happy CNY to everyone. 

Read a book

Lost Light: A story of a detective, named Bosch. Initially i though its gonna be the same crime fighting bad thief, good cop plot. At first its the normal searching for clues to solving the case...Haha is like playing "Crime Case" on FB. Somehow it became it revealed that his client was just a "son of a bitch" that paralyzed forever. Taking bribery and killing a person being a cop....Ha in ur face!!! His been used as a tool of repent, and nearly getting himself killed, not ONCE! BUT 3x TIMES!!  What a stupid fellow... If I being use as dummy, I wont b like him. I will quit to avoid getting myself hurts.

A long divorce relationship of the main character n his ex-wife, still have feeling for each other, but he didnt giv it a shot as a man. Come On la, since u gonna to get kill at the last chapter of the book, at least enjoy s_ex with her. Shit this guy not even notice that his ex-wife hav a daughter of his, at  5years old ady. What happen if I hav 5 years old daughter ady??? (It's time 4 Critical Thinking question!!!) Accept her and become a father or leave her with her mother and never care? Sounds like the tv series Nanny Daddy, haha!
Truth is, i really don't know. I don't even have a girlfriend now, not to mention and ex, but i'll leave that into consideration.
Actually having a daughter might just really be nice....who knows?
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Yeah right, like i even care!......

Watch new movie

Thor: The Mighty Thor, God of Thunder has fallen to the earth. Oh really!!! If Thor really came n live as half human half god, then what is the reason he do on earth??? Eat? Sleep? Play?... Eat? Sleep? Play? That all??? Hw does he arrive on earth??? If he fallen from sky, he surely die when it reach on the earth since his is half. (forget what I say on the very 1st sentence!!! Thor is not mighty at all!!!) THAT IMPOSSIBLE,RIGHT!!!! Hmmnn...??? Hw about transport by airplane from heaven to earth, US, New York. Even his hammer couldnt pass through the airport security since weapon r not allow to bring aboard.
This is a dialog I cre8.
Airport Security say, "Excuse me Sir, weapon is not allow to bring, so we will confiscate ur hammer". Thor reply, " No...!!! This is my hammer of justice. I'm The mighty THOR!!!". Airport Security speak with the walky-talky on hand n say, "Excuse me there is an emergency, we found out that an insane clarify himself as The mighty Thor. We nid an ambulances immediately!!! This guy is insane send him to the MPH (Mental Problem Hospital)".

The name of "Thor" has been used by ppl since the 1st movie has out. As a lots of things has been label with "Thor" like pic below:

 

ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH ADY!!!! STOP THE "THOR" THINGS.....